megan fox.... three words... beaver tail thumbs!

thank god she is not in the new transformers! everyone thinks , as well as herself that her shit doesn't stink, but i can say, it most likely does.  and those thumbs... sheeesh, i know so many people have been talking about her gopher wacker thumbs, but geez they are huge! she did that wack, did that shit with a whiffle ball bat... thumb. either way, she is not as hot as everyone makes her out to be, her skin is gnarly... get on that pro active shit or something girl... and brian austin green, way to go washing yourself up with a wash up, i do wonder sometimes how the peach pit is doing these days.... after dark of course. -be easy 'n' stay greasy- H.R.

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Fried Kool-Aid.... oooohhhhh yeeeeaahhhhh

so there is a new thing brewing at the san diego county fair this summer, and it is fried kool-aid.  even though they are stating it as one of the unhealthiest food snacks of summer out in sunny cali, dang do i want to try some!!!! a man out at the county fair, has made his mark and fan fare, and the masses are lining up.  after several attempts at frying kool-aid, dood got it perfect, and is currently serving them at his stand at the fair, Chicken Charlie food stand (there is your plug).  dang how i love fair food, fried oreos, fried snicker bars, and my ultimate guilty pleasure... deep fried peanut butter cups; all coated with homemade funnel cake batter, then dropped in a fryamator, and served to the masses.  i can assure you i am indeed one of those people who loves carni food!!!!!!  i kind of have a sweet spot for carnival folk as well.  long live deep fried food i say, and i say it loud and proud!!!! fuck your waistline, eat great fried food/sweets, and then go for a dang walk. -be easy 'n' stay greasy- H.R.

6.21.11 video blog

today..... 6.21.11

well, now that i have gotten a little bit of the hang of things on here, i have to get ready for a doctor appointment @ 11 for my foot that has been a complete mess for about 12 years now. see i dropped a 10 pound weight on it back then and the doctor said he couldn't do too much for me since it was a toe. now after years of neglect, and hundreds of pain pills i am going to try ad get it fixed seeing as my big toe knuckle is about the size of a fucking soft ball! well that is a tad bit of a stretch, but it hurts like hell, its huge, and i cant take pain killers anymore because ill end up in the ground. after that appointment,  i am thinking about stopping by brian's shop so he could check out how my lip is healing. hang out there a bit then off to another doctors appointment for my crazy pills @ 7pm. nothing too exiting today, but be sure if i see something worth my time to video or photograph, i will indeed do so, i mean i do live in nyc.... wack shit goes down here on the constant. check back later for some more of tha jams. -be easy 'n' stay greasy- H.R.

big boy is coming to eat yooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

13mm scalpel procedure done by nyc's own brian decker @ pure

how goes it ya'll, you at tha jams!

first post of the blog page itself, so i am sure this one will be quite boring. i currently live in nyc, so i will posting random shit on here as the days, weeks and months go on, until my departure back to the dirty south in november . i am indeed new to this whole process, so bare with me as time goes on!
-be easy 'n' stay greasy- H.R